meet the current bouchies

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Lucas frye — President

Lucas is a 4th-year chemistry major who just wants a nice quiet candlelit dinner with his Erlenmeyer flask. Is that too much to ask? Just one night, damn it. Let him enjoy a single meal with his swirling sweetheart. His glass gal. His conical cutie. The only one his titrating hands can hold and the only receptacle that can contain his still-beating heart.

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Connor Masterson — Vice President

Connor is a 4th-year majoring in Economics and English - cause those two go together, right? He speaks "movie-quotes" fluently. His Holy Trinity consists of Justin Timberlake, Ryan Gosling, and Chris Evans, and he is looking for members to join his cult. Connor's ultimate goal is to master the ability of dramatically exiting a tub like in X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

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Aidan Mcweeney — communications chair

Aidan is a 4th-year studying philosophy and Spanish, as if you couldn’t tell from her long beard and refined sense of self. Don’t ask her about study abroad - yes she went and yes it changed her - moving on. Love Island is better than The Bachelor because of the accents. Periodt!!!!!

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Cameron Her

The name's Cameron Her and I am a 3rd-year. The only thing I love to do more than improv is work out at the gym and get JACKED. Sometimes I wonder if pumping the iron every day is worth it, but when I look in the mirror and see my rock-hard abs and perfectly sculpted biceps (they are 2 feet in diameter), I know it is all worth it. FYI, I will perform in every show shirtless as it is the way God intended a body like mine to be. You're welcome.

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Matthew “Normie” Normansell

Normie is a 3rd-year majoring in computer science. He is a recovering Napoleon Dynamite look-alike and a devout Cav-Man enthusiast. His hobbies include cooking tomato-based foods, and only tomato-based foods. He is very basic, and over-quotes the only shows he's watched: The Office, Parks and Rec, and Friends.

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Charlie Flynn

Charlie Flynn (AKA Chardy) is a 3rd-year at UVA. From an early age, Charlie was both intrigued by and fearful of the victorian mansion on the hill far in the distance. He wondered who lived there, when it was built, and what kind of stories its old walls had to tell. He kept these questions to himself, not wanting to appear frivolous or naive, but thoughts of this monument to a bygone era ate at him slowly. On the eve of his 18th birthday he donned his father’s tattered coat and prepared himself for the journey ahead of him. However, as he approached the hill’s peak the mansion was nowhere to be found, but in it’s place lay a parchment manuscript in a language he could not comprehend, bound by leather and scalding to the touch.

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Rose Kelly

Meet Rose “Kazoo-Playin” Kelly! She is a 1st-year hoping to major in security n justice studies. Recently, NPR described Rose as “trigger-happy” and “amped about chemical weapons.” She is always keen to talk about her proposal to liberalize North Korea through indigenous cannabis trade (not like the opium wars!!!). If you’re itching for more, catch Rose spinnin tunes on student radio, provoking in Model UN, or playin some merciless Words With Friends (for the brave: challenge her @ro.ke).


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Clay Werenskjold — Treasurer

Clay is a 3rd-year majoring in Alien Life. He's an extreme drug addict, but his drugs are people saying, "oh this is a really good song, what's it called?" and "that's a really cool fact, I'll definitely tell my friends about this." Did you know that the English alphabet used to have more letters? Clay does. He can also be seen performing with Hot Kids Sketch Comedy.

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William “Tonks” TOnks

Tonks lives a life of quiet dignity in the barren wasteland known as Jefferson Park Avenue. He roams the far reaches of University Grounds stripping Lime Scooters for parts for the Dune Buggy he’s building. He has a strange fascination with Otters and Justin Timberlake look-alike Connor Masterson. Outside of this, he also majors in Computer Science and enjoys over-committing himself to other random student organizations around grounds.

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Nula jones

Nula Jones is in her second year at UVA and with Amuse Bouche! She loves to spend time with her friends and also to crop them out of group photos to use as a headshot. That shit cracks her up! Enjoy the show!

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Allison Kinney

Allison is a 2nd-year majoring in Something, Probably. She recites Shakespeare at the slightest provocation. Consider yourself warned.

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Ben rosenthal

Ben is a 2nd-year at UVA. Famous for hibernating for seven months of the year, Ben slumbers from February to August, then awakens for the sole purpose of talking to people about his fantasy football team, even if they really, really, really aren’t interested in knowing why Chris Godwin is being undervalued across the board. In his free time, Ben enjoys getting beaten by his grandmother in WordsWithFriends, mentioning how in shape he was two years ago, and trying to get his brother to appreciate Radiohead.